Hank’s Picks Week 5 By: Hank Indictor

How’s it going friends? We are back for Week 5 the NFL Season. Already more than a quarter of the way through. Let’s get right into the meat and potatoes, here are my Week 5 picks!!

Thursday
Bears vs Commanders (First of all why on Earth are either of these teams playing on Prime Time? Second of all yeah Washington may be mid but there’s no way I can honestly put any ounce of faith in Da Bears. Gimme the Commies!)

Sunday
Bills vs Jaguars (Ah I see its another home game for the Jags across the pond. Make no mistake even tho I’m not as bullish on Buffalo it looks like the Bills are starting to find a rhythm. After all look at how they did against Miami last week. Gimme the Bills!)

Texans vs Falcons (Do we go with our first coin flip of the week? I think so! *Flips* I’m gonna go with the Texans. It also helps they they’re on a roll. Could Stroud be the long term solution?)

Panthers vs Lions (It’s looking more and more like I’m wrong about the Lions. That said the same could be said about how I felt the Panthers would do. Gimme Detroit!)

Titans vs Colts (Ok back at it again *Flips Coin* ok gimme the Colts!)

Giants vs Dolphins (Boy have the Giants regressed. Any bit of optimism I had that stemmed from a year ago is all gone. The Giants have looked completely flat and what’s worse is that the whole world has seen it on PrimeTime TV! Yeah I hate to say it but they don’t stand a chance this week. Gimme Miami!)

Saints vs Patriots (Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have not looked very impressed at all with what I’ve seen from the New England Patriots. The Saints may be mid but I think they win this one. Gimme New Orleans!)

Ravens vs Steelers (With the way the Steelers offense has looked this year I don’t know that I like their chances here. Gimme the Ravens!)

Bengals vs Cardinals (Yeah even with the health of Burrow I still don’t think the Bengals will find a way to lose this one. Gimme Cincy!)

Eagles vs Rams (This might be another close game but as the old cliche goes, good teams find ways to win. And that’s exactly what the Eagles have been doing. Will that continue? Yes it will, give me Philly!)

Jets vs Broncos (Am I seriously going to consider taking the Broncos to win. I mean granted they did get lucky against the Bears. Oh wait who am I kidding this is the Broncos we’re talking about. Gimme the Jets!)

Chiefs vs Vikings (No contest here, gimme the Chiefs!!)

Cowboys vs 49ers (This is one of the first difficult opponent hear for Dallas. And we know this probably won’t end well here for them. Gimme the Niners!!)

Monday
Packers vs Raiders (Tempted to do a coin flip here, but with that said I’m think the Packers win a close one. Gimme Green Bay!)

And that about wraps it up for my picks! As always enjoy your weekends, enjoy the games and of course stay safe!!

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